I heard a rumor that my sister was a dyke. I threw a stick up her ass

So that's what it means to get fucked up. Keep your legs wide and deep

The way she's doing those positions, I'm blown away. But I've had her on my dick. 🌪️

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

Fuck, she's twisted 🧘‍♀️ So I fucked her in the mouth, and then I fucked her

Walked in and there it was 🙄 She's giving herself cunnilingus - what a twist 🫠